tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-303459182011-07-07T14:49:11.313-07:00EB72noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30345918.post-1151432367911414642006-06-27T06:00:00.000-07:002009-09-10T21:37:46.447-07:00<strong>EB72:</strong> That's me!<br /><br /><strong>Mr. Right:</strong> That's <em>him</em>. He is <u>the one</u>.<br /><br /><strong>BabyH:</strong> a.k.a Hippycup. He's the <em>baby</em>. <strong><em>My</em></strong> baby. *gasp*<br /><br /><strong>Non:</strong> The former <em>Boyfriend</em>. He has a complicated name.<br /><br /><strong>Chest-No Legs:</strong> My middle Sister. Married, three children. So named because she has a large chest and short legs -- I have a smaller chest and long legs. When she puts the hems of my jeans on the floor and holds them up, the waist band hits her armpits. Hence, Chest-No Legs. Consequently, it takes 9 pairs of socks for her bras to fit me.<br /><br /><strong>CEB:</strong> A retired but REAL cowboy. He boards my horses, feeds me frequently and is my favorite riding buddy. We've known each other for about 14 years. We also work together albeit on different projects.<br /><br /><strong>ColoradoJ:</strong> Former collegue and current good friend. Moved to beautiful Colorado and is the mother to a beautiful baby boy.<br /><br /><strong>eastcoastD:</strong> My longest and dearest friend. Lives on the east coast and works for a super secret government agency. Shhhh.<br /><br /><strong>LadyPilot:</strong> Friend, neighbor and quasi-coworker. We work for the same company but at different sites. We have a lot in common (she flies too!)<br /><strong></strong><br /><strong>IPL:</strong> A good friend. Enlisted Navy. Loves the Pud-Man almost as much as I do!<br /><br /><strong>Pud-Man:</strong> Real name Puddy. 20+ year old, all white and completely deaf Cornish Rex feline. He was my Mommy's favorite kitty man.<br /><br /><strong>Mommy:</strong> My Mother. She passed away in 2001. :-(<br /><br /><strong>Non's Mom (love her!):</strong> Non's Mother. Non and I broke up but I still love her.<br /><br /><strong>The former <em>Boyfriend</em>:</strong> Non. I never did get used to calling him <a href="http://eclecticblonde72.blogspot.com/2006_02_09_eclecticblonde72_archive.html">"My Boyfriend".</a><br /><br /><strong>The Smutts:</strong> Real name Mutely. Called The Smutts because he likes to hump things. 6 year old male Beagle and the only reason I originally accepted a dinner date with The former <em>Boyfriend</em>. I figured if he could handle a Beagle, he could handle me. I love Beagles btw.<br /><br /><strong>Cio:</strong> Non's brother. Recently ended a 9 year relationship with fiancee because she told him she didn't want to get married .... three weeks before the wedding.<br /><br /><strong>HPW:</strong> Hot Pirate Woman. So named because she came to my Halloween party dressed as a pirate and she was hot! She is my travel buddy. She and I are almost exactly alike (in a good way) except she drinks a wee bit more and more often than I do! She and I were instant friends from a prior job in the Philippines. Now married with two little ones. <br /><br /><strong>Mich:</strong> We used to work on the same project. She and I became great friends.<br /><br /><strong>KtheDom:</strong> Friend from College. So named because she came to my Halloween party in a dominattix costume. Oh. My!<br /><br /><strong>PTG:</strong> Penis Towel Girl. Able to fold a towel so it looks like a penis. She and I haven't talked for about a year. Long story. I should blog it one day.<br /><br /><strong>Cute Girl Posse:</strong> Any combination of EB72, HPW, KtheDom, PTG, Mich, IPL and other cute girls out causing trouble on any given day.<br /><br /><strong>Geo:</strong> Former long-term relationship. We are still on friendly terms. We also work in the same industry (surprise-surprise).<br /><br /><strong>jerkJohn:</strong> Former and disastrous relationship. We are NOT on friendly terms.<br /><br /><strong>G.:</strong> Another former from a long time ago. We are on friendly terms and he reads occasionally. Hi G!<br /><br /><strong>SB:</strong> The woman with whom I grew up riding. I am the daughter she never had (her words). I love her but she frustrates me to no end.<br /><br /><strong>The Redhead:</strong> The red horse with the big white face. Also known as Houdini. He's really smart -- smarter than me which is probably why I've never really trained him.<br /><br /><strong>The Senior Citizen:</strong> My older horse. Also sometimes called Mander short for Commander short for Navy Commander. He likes to be in charge - obviously. He may be older (25) but he has plenty of spunk and I always say if there is a horse capable of bucking me off - he's the one to do it.<br /><br /><strong>Beemer:</strong> The Ultimate Riding Machine.<br /><br /><strong>Mama:</strong> CEB's steer wrestling horse. She's<em> fast</em>. I do so love Mama and have had a major crush on her for years. Sadly, Mama passed away November 2007. I miss her dearly.<br /><br /><strong>Touille:</strong> The naughty puppy.<br /><br /><strong>Grommett/Grommie:</strong> A ragdoll kitty.<br /><br /><strong>Jake:</strong> Touille's new(ish) brother.<br /><br /><strong>Oaat:</strong> Man I dated for a short time Fall 2005. Had lots of fun but then things got weird.<br /><br /><strong>TW:</strong> Crazy Colleague.<br /><br /><strong>DG:</strong> Colleague always commenting on my make-up, shoes, clothes, hair ...<br /><br /><strong>TH:</strong> TW's cohort.<br /><br /><strong>DH:</strong> Another Colleague. One of my favorites. Have known him for years.<br /><br /><strong>Real Boss:</strong> My official boss on paper.<br /><br /><strong>Practical Boss:</strong> My resident engineer. I work for him but he's not my "real" boss.<br /><br /><strong>DLV:</strong> CEB's good buddy and father of littleH.<br /><br /><strong>littleH:</strong> "My name is not Dallas." We have no doubts about where he was conceived ...<br /><br />This list will update as time goes on ...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30345918-115143236791141464?l=eb72characters.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>EB72noreply@blogger.com2